September 13, 2025. Metroplex Wrestling’s Catching Hands. Abadon had successfully defended their MPX Women’s Title. Before they could take their leave, Abadon received a video message from Nixon Newell. You might recall, Nixon confronted Abadon after Abadon won the MPX Women’s Title on August 9, 2025, poking The Living Dead Girl with a title challenge. Nixon was sitting on the stairs. You remember those stairs, don’t you? Yes, the same stairs Nixon sat on to deliver fiery words to Dani Luna and disrespectful trolls. You don’t want to be addressed by Nixon when she’s on those stairs. Bad things come to you.

Nixon promised Abadon she only wanted a brief moment of their time. Newell recalled how in June 2025 she herself spoke from the heart, met in turn with a lot of unsolicited advice (a.k.a. hate) from the usual a-holes…I mean online trolls. A-holes and trolls… my choice of words for them, not Nixon’s. Anyway, Nixon wisely pointed out in this day and age, you don’t ask for opportunities, you TAKE them. Nixon made it clear: She’s not asking for Abadon’s title, she’s TAKING their title. Just like Nixon isn’t asking for a match, she’s TELLING Abadon they will have a match.

With her newly minted title: Fifth Most Harassed Female Athlete Online, Nixon realized it was time for a personality switch. Newell made it clear: “It’s not a you problem Abadon, you just happen to be in my way. It’s a ME problem.” Nixon’s parting words to Abadon: “Sucks to Be You!!!!!!!!!” Those weren’t fighting words, they were a Nixon’s going to trounce Abadon prophecy. Trolls, this is all on you. YOU made this happen. You were warned but you just wouldn’t listen! Abadon fans, blame the trolls for what hell hath happens to Abadon, not Nixon Newell.

Saturday October 25, 2025. MPX Who Runs the World? 2. Nixon Newell descends into Hell to take the MPX Women’s Title from Abadon. Sucks to be Abadon because Nixon is going to make the red horned torturer who runs the bottomless pit Abadon is named after look merciful in comparison. This Chronicler of Nixon Newell’s Tale is getting giddy, I’M SHAKING, SHAKING I tell you, thinking what sadistic, delightful things Nixon has in store for The Living Dead Girl who stands in The Welsh Dragon's way to gold.

What's in a Title?: The title of this chapter of The Shiniest Newell Year 2025 has nine exclamation points, symbolic of the nine circles of Hell from Dante's Inferno.